Day 4 -
Got an infection in Saigon?
Firstly don't panic.
Find a local who doesn't speak English but understands you need to get to hospital pronto!
Bring a trusty friend and jump aboard.
Wait in the holding area surrounded by injured locals and think about how great the NHS is.
Fancy a fag in the hospital? No problem.
Get four or five not so skilled hands to fix you up.
And then get back to business.
Want to see our short journey to the hospital?